Annual Reports: A Year in Review
We're glad you asked for last year's report! Here it is:
Below are some highlights of our accomplishments from the past 365 days.
Our Top Achievements:
- We finally figured out how to make the coffee machine work!
- We ate 17 donuts in one sitting. A new record!
- We managed not to get too much spam in our inbox.
Our Goals for the Upcoming Year:
- Make the coffee machine work for more than 5 minutes without breaking.
- Buy more donuts.
- Figure out how to use the new copier.
Special Thanks:
- Our accountant, who somehow managed to make last year's budget look appealing.
- Our janitor, who kept the office clean despite our best efforts to make a mess.
- Our IT guy, who somehow got the printer working again.